Bah! These so-called ‘trousers’ are foolish inventions! My legs feel so enclosed; why would anyone discard the wonderful garment that is the robe? I feel like I might have raised undue suspicion at work by inquiring as to when people actually wear robes in this society, although I’m pretty sure my colleagues just assumed that …
So it would appear that crossing the equator has caused me to become weaker. That’s explanation one, anyway…the other is that gorging upon this countries ‘junk food’ has caused me to become bloated and slow, and thus running for the bus this morning with such vigour is the reason I had quite a severe asthma …
Needling…what will these mortals think of next? I admire it, in a way. Our whole office is being sent to a dry needling course as part of some initiative to make everyone cooperate a little bit better. I managed to get out of it by secretly casting an enchantment upon the secretary, Naomi, to make …