The Craft Table

‘Aaaaand… action!’ the director called, and the entire crew’s attention flicked to the soundstage.          ‘I can’t do this anymore, Marie,’ the actor sobbed, staring into the eyes of his beautiful co-star.          ‘Doesn’t she look bored to you?’ I whispered to Alana as we jostled for snacks at the crafts table. She snorted, earning …

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Eye Strain

I am starting to experience serious eye strain from staring at my computer screen all day. Pretty much from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to bed, I’m staring at my computer screen. From 8:30am-5:00pm I’m looking at my work computer and from 5:05pm-11:00pm I’m staring at my personal computer. In …

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Using My Bathroom

Well, it’s been a month since I last updated you guys on the bathroom renovations in my home. That’s because there wasn’t too much that I could report on. They were renovating that entire time, so I would have just been reporting on more of the same. They had to get builders in to fix …

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Office Isn’t Warm

I feel bad. My work is really trying to incentivize people to come back into the office now that we’re legally allowed to work in it again. Except, I don’t want to. There are no heaters in the office! We live in Canberra and it’s absolutely freezing in winter. I used to have to put …

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Smart Car Problems

I’ve got a ‘smart’ car, which to be honest is a little too smart. My car is due for its yearly service in 17 days and how do I know that? Because every time I turn my car on it pops up on the screen and tells me! I’m the type of person that likes …

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Unicorns and Welding

I just wish these unicorns would leave me alone, but they think I’m the coolest guy in the world. It all started when I saw an advertisement for a welding course at the local TAFE, which claimed that welding is the number one career that attracts women. It made the staggering promise that girls would …

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Hard Wear Reading

I can’t believe I have my first live book signing and reading today. It’s going to be so exciting. I honestly never thought I’d get here, as a published author with a story to tell and sell. It always just seemed like a crazy dream I’d never be able to achieve. There’s just so much …

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Air Con Broken Again

If you are reading this, it is too late. That phrase was far more dramatic before Drake used it as an album title. Still, if you really are reading this, then it actually is too late. I decided I would only leave this note if you didn’t make it back in time for the cooling …

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