Using My Bathroom

Well, it’s been a month since I last updated you guys on the bathroom renovations in my home. That’s because there wasn’t too much that I could report on. They were renovating that entire time, so I would have just been reporting on more of the same. They had to get builders in to fix …

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Office Isn’t Warm

I feel bad. My work is really trying to incentivize people to come back into the office now that we’re legally allowed to work in it again. Except, I don’t want to. There are no heaters in the office! We live in Canberra and it’s absolutely freezing in winter. I used to have to put …

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Smart Car Problems

I’ve got a ‘smart’ car, which to be honest is a little too smart. My car is due for its yearly service in 17 days and how do I know that? Because every time I turn my car on it pops up on the screen and tells me! I’m the type of person that likes …

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Unicorns and Welding

I just wish these unicorns would leave me alone, but they think I’m the coolest guy in the world. It all started when I saw an advertisement for a welding course at the local TAFE, which claimed that welding is the number one career that attracts women. It made the staggering promise that girls would …

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Hard Wear Reading

I can’t believe I have my first live book signing and reading today. It’s going to be so exciting. I honestly never thought I’d get here, as a published author with a story to tell and sell. It always just seemed like a crazy dream I’d never be able to achieve. There’s just so much …

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Air Con Broken Again

If you are reading this, it is too late. That phrase was far more dramatic before Drake used it as an album title. Still, if you really are reading this, then it actually is too late. I decided I would only leave this note if you didn’t make it back in time for the cooling …

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Full Disclosure

Someone needs to come forward and explain what happened with the Buy Big scandal. As someone who was directly involved in its development, I feel a responsibility to be that person. I’m choosing to remain anonymous because I don’t feel that I was directly to blame for what happened, and I’d like to be able …

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Flying Monkey Attack!

So I’ve been getting a lot of… constructive criticism after my last blog post, where I joked about flying monkeys attacking Melbourne. A few days later, what happens? That’s right. A flying monkey attack. But this is exactly what I meant about something being wrong with Melbourne! How a flying monkey attack happened right after …

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