I’ve observed the locals for some time now, and I must say they have the most complicated way of doing things. All paperwork and meetings, more paperwork, more meetings, and the signing of many, many documents. When I rented this property, I was asked to sign my name on every single piece of paper on …
I just saw my niece, Rebecca, get stuck into her teenage brother for leaving a wet towel on the bathroom floor. And when we were out for brunch earlier, she because quite preoccupied with the fat quotient of the avocado on her toast. Is it just me, or does this kind of behaviour suggest that …
I have to hand it to the garden designers; they really know what they are doing. I did not think that they would be able to pull it off. That is not meant to be a slight on them at all, and I think, now at least, that they are the best fruit trees Melbourne …
Since I don’t really feel any emotions, I’m not the best person to be hosting a birthday party. So I suppose I should just be glad that there are people around who do that sort of thing for me. From an early age- the earliest age there is, the age of zero- I haven’t really …
Deirdre said that her step-cousin taught her that the heart song doesn’t lie, but…what if it does? What if the heart song was a lie all along, and people are just press-ganged into going along with it because it’s tradition? It’d be just like when it was 1952 and women were told that they couldn’t …
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It seems The Birthday Princess has changed her tune. For the past few weeks, she’s been firm on her stance of not wanting a birthday party this year because ‘they’re for babies’. There was nothing I could say to convince her of the inaccuracy of this statement. This week, though, she’s received two birthday party …
I love trees. Like, not in THAT way. I’m not sure I’d ever chain myself to one, partially because I’m not that into it and…well, it’s an invasion of privacy for the tree. Imagine if you had a friend on death row who was innocent, and to protest you chained yourself to them. Not only …