Big Boss Balaka sat firmly on his leather couch, staring out at the rest of the conference room. His face was plastered with a look of immense disappointment – deep frown, glaring eyes – as the rest of the management team spun around excitedly in …
Why do cars alway break down at the most inconvenient times? I suppose no time is a good time for a car to break down. If you’re in your car driving it’s most likely because you’ve got somewhere to be. I definitely had somewhere to be last …
I’ve got a ‘smart’ car, which to be honest is a little too smart. My car is due for its yearly service in 17 days and how do I know that? Because every time I turn my car on it pops up on the screen and tells me! I’m the type of person that likes …
Oh, what a battle that was! And the spoils, my goodness. This is why I went to the Superhero Training Academy (STA) in the first place! I’m loving my brand new car, courtesy of Dr Pistachio. This was one for the ages. It isn’t every day that you’re lucky enough to catch your arch-nemesis napping, …
The ability to read maps is becoming something of a lost art. Personally, I have pretty limited skills in that area, but at least I have some idea of how it works, which is more than can be said for my niece and nephew. Aged 13 and 10, they’ve never actually witnessed anyone using a …
The doctor said I shouldn’t be driving, which is an amateur mistake. I might have been more willing to listen if they said I CAN’T drive, but ha, your vague advice means nothing to me. I have places to go, clients to see, and I’m not going to be getting anything done just trundling around …
Next time I take my car in for a service, I’m asking if I can get an upgrade to my heating and cooling. I don’t care what it takes and I don’t care if it contravenes the international conventions; I just want it done. Unfortunately, all of the garages in Ringwood do roadworthy certificates, and …