I cannot wait to get out of town for a few weeks. I need a break from everyone’s drama, not to mention that the weather has been leaving a lot to be desired. A solo drive out to the red centre and back will go a long way, I reckon. It’s no small undertaking, though. …
Needling…what will these mortals think of next? I admire it, in a way. Our whole office is being sent to a dry needling course as part of some initiative to make everyone cooperate a little bit better. I managed to get out of it by secretly casting an enchantment upon the secretary, Naomi, to make …
Usually I wouldn’t consider buying a haunted mansion, but today I’m just feeling adventurous. I’m building an investment portfolio, so I might as well have a bit of fun while I’m at it and see how many unique properties I can collect. I’ve got a penthouse, a few regular houses in the suburbs, and I’ve …
I just saw my niece, Rebecca, get stuck into her teenage brother for leaving a wet towel on the bathroom floor. And when we were out for brunch earlier, she because quite preoccupied with the fat quotient of the avocado on her toast. Is it just me, or does this kind of behaviour suggest that …
I have to hand it to the garden designers; they really know what they are doing. I did not think that they would be able to pull it off. That is not meant to be a slight on them at all, and I think, now at least, that they are the best fruit trees Melbourne …
Since I don’t really feel any emotions, I’m not the best person to be hosting a birthday party. So I suppose I should just be glad that there are people around who do that sort of thing for me. From an early age- the earliest age there is, the age of zero- I haven’t really …
It seems The Birthday Princess has changed her tune. For the past few weeks, she’s been firm on her stance of not wanting a birthday party this year because ‘they’re for babies’. There was nothing I could say to convince her of the inaccuracy of this statement. This week, though, she’s received two birthday party …
I love trees. Like, not in THAT way. I’m not sure I’d ever chain myself to one, partially because I’m not that into it and…well, it’s an invasion of privacy for the tree. Imagine if you had a friend on death row who was innocent, and to protest you chained yourself to them. Not only …